I have a web hosting business, who wants to give me a 1000 dollar business loan on that? Including clients?

I quickly need a thousand dollars which I can refund with an interest and the only asset I have is my hosting business in Kenya.
I have a web hosting business, who wants to give me a 1000 dollar business loan on that? Including clients?
Try a bank.
I have a web hosting business, who wants to give me a 1000 dollar business loan on that? Including clients?
First...go jump of a bridge, then I will give you $1000 for your hosting business